The Black Mirror Episode Songtext

Well my shit went to hell cause of Netflix
So excited when y'all made the announcements
The episode should've came with some counseling

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

If I was petty I would try it as a court case
The goddamn episode raised the divorce rate
This one episode broke my house
We was just sittin' there quiet on the couch
Was a good ten minutes then it all went south
So goddamn heavy couldn't open my mouth
Should've picked something else, anything else
Do The Right Thing Blu-Ray on the shelf
Or the bootleg tape of Will Ferrell in Elf
Cause now I gotta live with my goddamn self
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

Shit should've came with a content warning
Shit should've came with a content warning
Shit should've came with a content warning
Watched that shit and didn't talk 'til morning
Thought that it would be another Lost In Space
Now I gotta move and get my own damn place
Had a good home and we had good trust
Saw a Black Mirror and it looked like us
Caught myself trying to avoid the dangerous
I ran out of episodes of Toys That Made Us
And now we gotta go and get some lawyer papers

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage
The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage