The Great Pet Rock Comeback Songtext

There's a collection of rocks inside my house
and don't fuckin' ask me why they're there
cuz they don't do much else but smoke and watch
TV and smoke some more and then comb their fucking hair

and in 20 years from now
I can see them all fat and old
sitting around all day
in front of a dozen talk shows in a fucking row
and bitching about how their lousy ? jobs