The Maddest Story Ever Told Songtext

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von Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told

The Maddest Story Ever Told Songtext
Screams and moans and bats and bones
Teenage monsters in haunted homes
The ghost on the stair
A vampire's bite
Better beware
There's a full moon tonight!

Aoooooooooooooh!

Cannibal spiders creep and crawl
Boys and ghouls having a ball
Frankenstein, Dracula, and even the Mummy
Are sure to end up in somebody's tummy! Heh heh heh!

Aoooooooooooooh!

Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds
And add an old owl and the young one she breeds
Mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast
And then you're all set for a cannibal feast!

Aoooooooooooooh!

Sit round a fire with this cup of brew
A fiend and a werewolf on each side of you
This cannibal orgy is strange to behold
In the maddest story ever told!

Aoooooooooooooh!
(From The Movie known as Spider Baby, or The Maddes Story Ever Told 1968)
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