The Man Whose Head Expanded Songtext

The man who's head expanded.
The soap opera writer, would follow him around
and use his jewels for T.V. prime time
The man who's head expanded

Turn that bloody blimey space invader off!
The man who's head expanded explained:
The scriptwriter would follow him around
Of this he was convinced. It was no coincidence
The lager seemed poisoned
It was no matter of small consequence.
No little pub incidence
A red faced post- 'Jolly Grapes' would steal his jewels
And put them in the mouths of Vic. actor fools
Of this he was convinced.

Sounds like hick wap huh?
Sounds like a load of mick wap ha?
Over. Over Over. Over

The man whose head expanded
The man whose head expanded
Does not want to appear illiterate
Crack! Crack!
Does not want to appear illiterate.
Crack! Crack!
Crack! Crack!

The man who's head expanded. Come on with the heraldry
Add misinterpretation, prerogative
John Kennedy's pulmanesque slyness

The man who's head diminished
Take it easy man
The man who's head
diminished.
Sounds like hick wap huh?
Sounds like a load of hick wap ha?
Over. Over
Over. Over