The Man With The Glooey Hands Songtext

Can you see?

We were meant to be

But you tried to leave

Stuck together!

It was easy to do

Always together!

New and improved

Together forever!

With hands of glue

The kind of glue that you can't remove!


My arms are good

But my hands are bad

I just want to stick them to your head!



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!



Being alone is not for me

Not in America, the land of the free

Stuck together we'll always be

Ronald Reagan, can you help me?



Oh no!

No one understands

Oh no!

Why there's glue on my hands

Oh no!

Come on over here

Oh no!

Can't you see there's nothing to fear?



Stuck together!

You won 't escape!

Always together!

It's too late!

Forever and ever

Accept your fate

Because my hands

Are stuck to your face



My arms are good

But my hands are bad

I'm a little bit crazy a little bit mad!



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!



My arms are good

But my hands are bad

I just want to stick them to your head!



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!



Being alone is not for me

Not in America, the land of the free

Stuck together we'll always be

Ronald Reagan, can you help me?



Oh no!

No one understands

Oh no!

Why there's glue on my hands

Oh no!

Come on over here

Oh no!

Can't you see there's nothing to fear?

Oh dear, oh dear

HA HAAAA!!!