The Worst Songtext
They got iPads®, iPhones®, channels on the TV ain't got commercials
And those bikes they got for Christmas got more gears than a Peterbilt® truck
I used to hunt cold mornings wearing Walmart® waffle thermals
These kids are wearing camo now that runs 600 bucks
Now we ain't got it all but we've been blessed
And we've worked hard so they can have the best
But I learned from the worst
Push mower how to make a little cash
And those bikes they got for Christmas got more gears than a Peterbilt® truck
I used to hunt cold mornings wearing Walmart® waffle thermals
These kids are wearing camo now that runs 600 bucks
Now we ain't got it all but we've been blessed
And we've worked hard so they can have the best
But I learned from the worst
Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whooping that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doing better
Now I don't know
Maybe having the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst
A part of me wants their first car to be some old rust bucket
They need to know ain't nothing broke just elbow grease it 'til it runs
I hope their first hangover runs 'em over
Like a middle linebacker with a lowered shoulder
So they learn to take it easy
It works. Believe me
I learned from the worst
Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whooping that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road Thought I was doing better
Now I don't know
Maybe having the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst
The finer things
The nicest cleats
Be alright if they don't have 'em
'Cause hey I mean I'm okay
What's the worst thing that can happen?
But I learned from the worst
Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whooping that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doing better
Now I don't know
Maybe having the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst
I learned from the worst
I learned from the worst
That you better be happy with what you have even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doing better
Now I don't know
Maybe having the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst
A part of me wants their first car to be some old rust bucket
They need to know ain't nothing broke just elbow grease it 'til it runs
I hope their first hangover runs 'em over
Like a middle linebacker with a lowered shoulder
So they learn to take it easy
It works. Believe me
I learned from the worst
Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whooping that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road Thought I was doing better
Now I don't know
Maybe having the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst
The finer things
The nicest cleats
Be alright if they don't have 'em
'Cause hey I mean I'm okay
What's the worst thing that can happen?
But I learned from the worst
Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whooping that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doing better
Now I don't know
Maybe having the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst
I learned from the worst
I learned from the worst
