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Top Fighter Songtext
She's a tough gal who can't get enough.
A rough pal who ain't into fluff.
Her name is Sal, you can't handle her stuff.
Call her a lez and she'll beat you with a cuff.

Top fighter, top fighter, she'll beat you round and 'round.
Top fighter, top fighter, take you on pound for pound.
Top fighter, top fighter, she's loud than a hound.
Top fighter, top fighter, you'll be in the lost and found.
Sal can punch anyone just for lunch.
She'll floor with you with just one kick.
A fight with her makes you hers to munch.
You're gonna end up using a walking stick.

Top fighter, top fighter, she knows how to weave.
Top fighter, top fighter, her strength isn't yours to heave.
Top fighter, top fighter, your loss is hers to achieve.
Top fighter, top fighter, you won't be able to leave.

Punch, kick, hook, spin. Smack you in the chin.
Jab, jump, grab, spin. Throw you in the bin.
Duck, weave, counter, cross. She don't give a toss.
Block, pow, bang, smack. With the mess you're in
you'll think you're on crack.

Top fighter, top fighter, she can use nunchuks.
Top fighter, top fighter, she has fancy looks.
Top fighter, top fighter, she has ninja stars.
Top fighter, top fighter, she'll throw you behind bars.

Sal is a hard lass who's hard to snuff.
If I was you, I wouldn't call her a puff.
Her last boyfriend was fairly buff.
Apparently, he was found with a bleeding handcuff.

Top fighter, top fighter, she needs no guns.
Top fighter, top fighter, she defeats you with a pun.
Top fighter, top fighter, her skills come in tons.
Top fighter, top fighter, she ain't no nun.

Top fighter, top fighter, here to stay.
Top fighter, top fighter, get out of her way.
Top fighter, top fighter, she can just use her feet.
Top fighter, top fighter, you'll find her moves quite neat.

She's a somersaulting little miss mean machine
Your lack of manners - she won't find too keen.
Her beautiful physique, you'll find, is very lean.
Surprisingly, you'll find her to be only a teen.

You'll find her personality a bit too tight.
But your cocky little persona serves you right.
Sal is swift and smooth with a Shaolin pole.
She scores more hat-tricks than a football goal.

Top fighter, top fighter, she knows how to move.
Top fighter, top fighter, a dancer can't match her groove.
Top fighter, top fighter, your wisecracks - she won't approve.
Top fighter, top fighter, your pain - she just won't soothe.

Top fighter, top fighter, she trains every day.
Top fighter, top fighter, her figure isn't yours to lay.
Top fighter, top fighter, she'll beat you in the ring.
Top fighter, top fighter, your neck is hers to sling.

Top fighter, top fighter, she's slick with a blade.
Top fighter, top fighter, in Japan it was made.
Top fighter, top fighter, she knows every trick of the trade.
Top fighter, top fighter, her fighting spirit will never fade.

Bruce Lee, Van Damme, Jet Li, she can handle thee.
Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, she can take on all three.
She can thrash, smash, trash, mash and crash Moon Lee.
Sal makes Muhammad Ali look like Ali G.

Top fighter, top fighter, she owns Oshima Yukari.
Top fighter, top fighter, she ain't yours to marry.
Top fighter, top fighter, she can surely parry.
Top fighter, top fighter, her name is Sally.

Top fighter, top fighter...

Top fighter!