Two Ton Feather Songtext

I said drive down, baby; you know you strike me kinda funny You got a handful of gimme & a mouthful of "Thank you honey" CHORUS: & I say jump back, baby, jump back, baby Check yourself, don't you wreck yourself You know it may look like I'm crazy, baby, but I know better Don't try to hand me no 2-ton feather You're talkin' to me, baby, like you know somethin' I don't know So I'll just out, baby, & there you are walkin' in the snow (chorus) You want me to wear cardboard & have my food starched & then you want me to go out into the world & make my mark (chorus) (instrumental) You know, baby, you've got a lot I say to you, baby, no, but you're not (chorus; substitute last line with "Baby, you're gonna lose your happy home") Some tellin' me sweet honey don't come from the bees & then some tellin' me sweet peaches don't come from the trees (chorus)