Used Car Lot Songtext

Well I made up my mind I was gonna find Me some kind of deal On a brand new set of wheels You oughta see the short(?) I bought Down at the used car lot Well the salesman had style And a crocodile smile And a polyester suit And alligator shoes to boot He got it made in the shade Makin' lemons into lemonade Was he after my money I don't think so honey I just know what I know Well he talked fast, I listened slow But I got a real good deal On a brand new used automobile Go, go, go, go Now I'm cruisin' 'round town With my top dropped down And my shocks worn in And my tyres won't bend And I'm burnin' fossil fuel And I'm lookin' like a real cool fool I got my four doors smokin' I got my four doors smokin' Oh and no I ain't jokin' I got my four doors smokin' You oughta see the short(?) I bought Down at the bruised I mean the abused Yeah I don't mean nothin' but the used car lot