Vaca In T.J. Songtext

i took a little vaca, man i went down to t.j. i seen a senorita and i didn't know what to say. so i said si and she said no. momasita how about a roll in the hay. she wanted to know how much i had to pay. i said, "man, there ain't no way." and she said, "senor, no freebies today." she said quatro too mucho.