Varsity Songtext

Pater Absentum, it seems to me
What is she to do, I don't know what to say...I-

Oh when she comes to me
Smelling like laundry
She was a cheerleader, she was fucking varsity

Oh where she goes, water rising, water rose
Dry her clothes, kiss her on her little nose
The water's rising

Oh when she comes to me
While I'm waitin' in my car, blasting Lil' Weezy
Say I'm not what I appear to be
I'm a little more confused, but also less so
I don't know, let's go
Let's go