Wasted Songtext

I was so wasted

I was a surfer, and I had a skateboard
I was so heavy and I lived on the strand
I was a dumbshit, and I was a fuck-up
I was so napped out I was out of my head

I was a hippie, and I was a burnout
I was so wasted I was out of my head
I was a punker, and I had a mohawk