
Wayne Gretzky Songtext
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Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer
[spoken]
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?
Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream.
Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married!
Pssh, whatever.
Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah
(Thanks to Marica for these lyrics)
Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man
Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer
But maybe, he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the Great One
I wonder what it would be like
To have sex with the league's leading scorer
[spoken]
Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?
Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream.
Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married!
Pssh, whatever.
Wayne Gretzky
I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah
(Thanks to Marica for these lyrics)
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