Where's Your Shiny Shirt, Douchebag? Songtext

All the little girls think you look swell
I wish you'd drop dead and go to hell
You think your shit has a blessed smell
These four lines of lyrics end in L

Days are (??) as you sing your stupid songs
Spending cheese, you look so keen, the girls all want your schlong

Where's your shiny shirt, douchebag?