Why's It So Cold? Songtext

It's Christmas we're talkin bout! No! Beware! Ill Cover You In Fast Eddies underwear! Wow! Ill eat your mammies panties! and tell your mom to come to me and come to my prom its in outer space that’s where my sleigh can fly to goodbye! Excuse you Can I come back and say the rest of it? Its Christmas kids and you’re gonna love it! Gravy dripping all over me Christmas is good... But only when I come to your house and you’ve been good! Christmas comes everyone in every neighborhood! hoa yeah! Christmas In Fact you see Christmas layin’ on its back.... Get Back To Work Bitch! With me on top and don’t you ever ever pull the lever that says stop! [Chorus: 4x] Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why’s it so cold? Yeah you know.... It is what it is so... Whoa! I took a big ol’ dump in a pringles can.. Now I’m wipin’ off my ass! forget about my hand! pumped up ready to do it I get in my sled my sacks filled with fluid! Im bringin joy to my elves.. Don’t put it by me pleasures I wont deny their heiney! My Armpits will sweat when I see that long-haired elf coming out of his Corvette Even though its old and its got a little scratch It don’t matter I just love to lick his patch.. On his chest You’'ll Catch me red-handed! Douglas! I’m the Christmas Bandit! Top-soil plant Don’t you love the taste of a beaver when it hesitates? [Chorus: 4x] Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why’s it so cold? with this christmas you’re going dutch! But whys it so cold Get me outta this now! But Whys it so cold Let me...rub your back But Why’s it so cold You’re gonna make a lot of money kid! But why’s it so cold? I’ll invest every bit of love I got! but why’s it so cold? I got a toolbox! But why’s it so cold? It makes no sense! But Why’s It so cold? Fill you up... With pleasurous nutrients like a worm has! [Chorus: 4x] Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole But why’s it so cold? [:5x] Weiner...Ho Ho Ho! But Why’s It so Cold? And it all happened at the company christmas party? - grunzen - Oh Yeah!