Wilder Wilder Faster Faster Songtext

Groovy groupies and plaster casters!

Sixteen millimeters sixty nine chicks
Six teenage sickos and ninety-nine dicks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Brown ballad in alabaster! [?]

Dairyland, contraband,
Look mom! No head, no head
Wilder wilder, faster faster
Deadly dirigible disasters!

[Squealing brakes, car crash, woman screaming, sirens]
Spoken:
"Warning! The action is raw!"
[Ricocheting bullet, glass breaks, circular saw revs up]
Spoken woman's voice:
"Please don't hurt me-I'll do anything."

WILDER WILDER, FASTER FASTER! WILDER WILDER FASTER FASTER!

A young bride, hog-tied
Spanish flyed and stupefied
Wilder Wilder faster faster
Hash-mashing goulasher!

Atom-age vampires, roaming millers [?]
Ghost story campfires, sparkling horse [nurse?] killers
Wilder wilder faster faster
Mud slinging sand blasters!

Hell hole women, virgin vengeance
Suicide blondes on a war of vengeance [?]
Wilder wilder faster faster
Cow punchers and cow pastures!

[.....?.....] boiling wrecks [?]
I feel like a leatherneck
Wilder wilder faster faster
Rough and ready fighting bastards!

[Revving motorcycle]
Spoken:
"The word was out:"
"Waste him."
[Tommy gun rat-tat-tat]
Spoken:
"Hear The Cramps sing 'You Got the Blues'!"
[sung]
"When you got the blues..."
[Circular saw revs up again]

WILDER WILDER FASTER FASTER
WILDER WILDER EVEN FASTER!

The Devil's honey reaming men's guts
Daring damsels with beautiful butts
Wilder wilder faster faster
Eve's apples, atom smashers!

Art is just art carved with a chisel
But this money is hotter than a two dollar pistol
Wilder wilder faster faster
Bombastic the bombasters

Coming soon to this theater
Lube jobs and penetrators
Wilder wilder faster faster
Flagellating flabbergasters!

See a man's cigar in a lady's purse
See tortures, beatings rapes and worse
Poontang plenty and party crashers!

[Spoken:]
"Under 18 not admitted without an adult."