Yeti Love Spinach Long Time Songtext

Everyone needs a favorite food,
Unfortunately yetis are separated indefinitely from theirs.
Thankfully, every ten years,
We spend hard earned, placed in stripper's underwear,
Government dollars.
Popeye clones are anti-liposuction with spinach,
Wiped of their memories, and sent into the hills.
There they are torn open in the manner befitting a cooked lobster.
When yetis get their fill of spinach,
It means no blue, pixilated skier fatalities will occur.