You Can't Handle This Songtext

Making young girls pine I don?t have the time Babies get in line I?ve got a protractor Got a stapler now it goes ?Ka-ching? gotta have the math club crown me king gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing on my calculator If you?re up and if you want a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss ?Cause you can?t handle this Chorus: No, No, No you can?t handle this. Through my glasses glare you?ll see savoir faire beneath my icy stare I?ve got a retainer Maybe I?m the physics main event maybe I?m the chem club president maybe even Texas Instruments thinks that I?m coplanar If you?re up and if you want a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss ?Cause you can?t handle this And Leonard Nemoy can?t stand up to this And Captain James T. Kirk bows beneath my fists And I am awesome awesome I am the awesomest