You Wouldn't Be A Piece Without Your Moustache Songtext

You kind of look like Tom Sellick from Three Men and a Baby.
I bet you have no trouble catching all of the ladies.
Have you ever though to yourself of shaving that thing off?
Just remember what happened to Samson when he lost his hair.
You wouldn't be a piece without your moustache.
Have you ever had a disguise that you couldn't deal with?
Just remember what you said, "Hey, man, I think I'll keep it for a couple of months."
But the last time I saw you yeah it was gone so sad it was gone.
No one's going to take away the fears you got.
I will not tire of waiting just for you and your moustache too.