Easter Bunny vs. Genghis Khan Songtext

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Easter Bunny vs. Genghis Khan Songtext
The Easter Bunny
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin.
My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping.
The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arrogant.
You ugly, Rapist, Pelt wearing barbarian.
Uuuuu, what you gonna do?
You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China.
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina.
Genghis Khan
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Kahn.
Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck.
You've got two giant ears but can't hear that you suck.
I drive a Mongol hoard, your army is weak.
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat.
Then butcher your family and make a new coat.

The Easter Bunny
Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness.
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus.
I give people candy, you just like to pillage.
Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village?

Genghis Khan
From Poland to Korea I ravaged the land.
Now my DNA's in dudes From New York to Japan.
Hah! Easter my ass you're not in the Bible.
You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!
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