Eddies Are Back Songtext

we step back on the stage, just out of the cage where we were locked in in the last decade the four of the top, doin their famous job pump up the volume, righty right to kick the mob two little eddies have comin down to earth lynn and lotti, with a little help from a nurse so everybody is knowin, that we wanna doin not the hucklebuck and the j.d is goin sitting in a diner and i´m checking out the fries quite nice each slice, but they´re lacking some spice so i spread a little ketchup, squeeze a little mayonnaise salt and pepper, vinegar, still : no taste half a bottle hotsauce, i guess it´s gonna do it i chew and chew it, i realize i blow it up , i ´m jumping to the men´s location forget about the taste, it´s a question of digestion eddies are back with a sick sex attack to till ya eddies are back with a schnickschnackpack to spill ya spill ya, till ya, ilja richter space got his original suit,believe me, will ya dressed up like that, so tight, it squeeze your balls anyway, beauty must suffer, after all if uglyness means wellness, so let me say we are healthy, cause a make-up-artist told some day you are the worst looking guys i had on my chair let the faggot drivel, now to J.D. with no hair boop! Here i am. I am the Marlboroman and i´m smoking more crap than a human being can i stick em in my face, light it up with my desire scuse me for a second, cause my moustache caught fire hey twenty bucks a day buddy, yeah that´s my pay but they wouldn´t give me a dime if i was a gay so i´m wearing this cowboy-shit, looking like an idiot quick quick, gimme a new cigarette eddies are back..... kick it, trick it- play a little cricket yeah you wanna pick it, but don´t be so wicked, i gonna stick it, lick it to a heartattack J.D. come on over, take the mic and do another smack eddies are back and eddies got an eddietude drinks for free and the girlies nude cause a horse will always be a horse of cause so don´t make a fuzz gals and give me your bras