Old And Ugly Songtext

I don´t give a damn about the wrinkles in my face as long as i keep winning in the wheel-chair.race the other day i was cruising at the halfpipe-scene the skaters showin of, if you know what i mean try to get the girls by a superdouble Olli but it was me who got the chicks with my easy triple whisky i may be older than your jokes, but i´m hornier than pac-man the nurse keeps knockin it down, but it´s coming back like Foreman that´s why i like me sometimes i use my hearing-aid for bugging operation getting Charly and Camilla in perverted conversation sniff the glue out of my toupet is given me a kick i steel underwear from nurses, my hands are really slick in my hairy chest , i´m having 4 pacemakers my body is working really fine, like commander Data that´s why i like me we are oooooooooooooooold an ugly we are old and ugly the end of month is coming near, payday is around i get a whole lotta pension cause i go to 20 towns stick the dentures in your mouth and come over to my place we?re having Klosterfraumelissengeist, and we drifting into space the band is playing Honkytonk, they´re called the teethless ten people say that Woody Wilson used to be their biggest fan we got a buffet full of diet-food it´s giving you diarrhea better keep your muscles tight, otherwise see ya that´s why i like me i´m cheating at the Bingo just like Cincinnati- Kid church collection passes i´m takin 40 quit i´m having 4 people who are doin civil service when i call this sissies over, i´m sure they?re getting nervous carrying cases full of liquor to the 18th floor i got my own slaves the state is paying for that´s... we are oooooold..... i don´t give a fuck on boygroups and their skiffle ballys when i show my orange ass, it sure will make em jealous in winter on Mallorca all the seniors hanging out we?re having lots of group sex, that´s what it?s all about we are old you are ugly we are old you are ugly ..... ...... that´s why i like me we are oooooooooooold.....