Identical Twins Songtext

Hello! We're twins, we're twins, yes sir I am me she is she Except when I pretend I'm her And when we switch You can't tell which is which You don't know who you're talking to Because we're identical, 'dentical, 'dentical, identical twins! We look a lot alike But we are not alike I'm loud!...I'm quiet She's serious...she's a riot We're totally, totally Different, different Identical twins! We read different stories We watch different shows In our slightly different colored hair We wear different bows We dance to different music We laugh at different jokes Gosh, gosh It's like we're...two different folks Though we appear alike We're nowhere near alike She's sweet...she's saucy What's that mean? You're bossy Says you...it's true Is not!...Is too! We're totally, totally Different, different Identical twins! I am not a xerox I am not a clone A duplicate, a copycat A second scoop...on the ice cream cone Friends, pals, partners, chums But we're marching to different drums We look a lot alike But we are not alike Two...two, totally...totally, utterly...utterly Opposite...opposite, totally...totally, different...different Identical twins! Twins, twins...etc. Two...two, totally...opposite, utterly...different Opposite...utterly, totally...opposite, different...totally Identical twins! Identical twins! Deedle-leedle-lee, dum!