Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros. Songtext

We dont wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?

Orville:
Because your princess is in OUR castle now!

Wilbur:
Yeah, she's gone

Orville:
We stayed up all night

Wilbur:
Playing Donkey Kong!

Orville:
Before us people only used to fly in balloons!

Wilbur:
You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms?
Orville:
You shoulda-coulda-woulda-gonna lose an extra life

Wilbur:
So just dunna-dunna-dunna

Both:
Right back in your pipe!



Mario Bros:

Mario:
Its a me! Mario!

Luigi:
And luigi mother*coin sound*

Mario:
Why dont ya get back in your Bi-Plane and make out with each other?

Luigi:
I mean look at these two! Their lives must have been horrible!

Mario:
Two dorky dudes

Luigi:
Named Wilbur and Orville!

Mario:
You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly you should have just eaten this leaf!

Luigi:
You should eat something anyway! Look at you so skinny!

Mario:
You might fly like a hawk

Luigi:
But you fight like a kitty!



Wright Bros:

Orville:
We dont need to fight!

Wilbur:
We're the fathers of flight!
Representing North Carolina, aiiiiight!
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller

Orville:
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller!

Wilbur:
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you somethin'

Orville:
We're gonna beat you so fast its like we're holding down the B-Button!




Mario Bros:

Mario:
We're serving up an 8-Bit fist!

Luigi:
Made to order!

Mario:
And we'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters

Both:
Like POW!

Luigi:
How you like me now?

Mario:
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!

Both:
You'll get pummeled!
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel!

Luigi:
We've been dropping Bob-Ombs since we started this song!

Mario:
Sorry Wright Brothers...

Both:
This time you chose wrong!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!