Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers Songtext
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Mr. T
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang
Call me BA biceps cause I'll crush your whole gang.
Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little trolly the train
and watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain.
Sucka!
I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves
you couldn't even beat me in the land of make believe.
I will Mr. T bag you in the closet cemetery
nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary.
Mr. Rogers
Hi there neighbor,
I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.
I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over
so i dont get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.
I like you just the way you are, one in a million
but it looks like the barber gave your head a brazilian.
I pity your neck, Mr. gold chains you got too many.
The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.
I teach the whole world of children, I can tell
you call yourself T cause your too dumb to spell.
Mr. T
Who you calling dumb fool?
Mr. T only needs one letter
Hello?
It's for you Bill Cosby wants his sweater.
You're a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy ass house
I'll get Hannibal, Murdoch, and Face to stop you out. The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta
Sucka!
and your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters.
So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,
how about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap.
Fool!
Mr. Rogers
Watch what you say, kids love me more than lunch.
I'm not the one with my face on some whack ass Captain Crunch.
When my plan comes together you won't even see it coming.
I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.
I'll say this once, Laurence, I hope it's understood.
Get right back in your van and get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang
Call me BA biceps cause I'll crush your whole gang.
Bring Tuesday, Friday, and little trolly the train
and watch me dip their ass in gold and wear 'em like my neck chain.
Sucka!
I'll choke you with your own sweater sleeves
you couldn't even beat me in the land of make believe.
I will Mr. T bag you in the closet cemetery
nobody's gonna miss you 'cause all your friends imaginary.
Mr. Rogers
Hi there neighbor,
I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes.
I'll be rocking sneakers till this battle's over
so i dont get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.
I like you just the way you are, one in a million
but it looks like the barber gave your head a brazilian.
I pity your neck, Mr. gold chains you got too many.
The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.
I teach the whole world of children, I can tell
you call yourself T cause your too dumb to spell.
Mr. T
Who you calling dumb fool?
Mr. T only needs one letter
Hello?
It's for you Bill Cosby wants his sweater.
You're a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy ass house
I'll get Hannibal, Murdoch, and Face to stop you out. The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta
Sucka!
and your Mr. McFeely delivers a lot more than letters.
So before you come to battle with your PBS crap,
how about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap.
Fool!
Mr. Rogers
Watch what you say, kids love me more than lunch.
I'm not the one with my face on some whack ass Captain Crunch.
When my plan comes together you won't even see it coming.
I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.
I'll say this once, Laurence, I hope it's understood.
Get right back in your van and get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
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