The Night Before The Funeral Songtext

The night before the funeral, I got some.
I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum.
I took her clothes off and I played with her bits
And she did the same but it took ages for me to come.
Too drunk and getting old...

It was a lovely show for a god I don't believe in.
I couldn't sing a single note at the service.
When they did "How Great Thou Art" all I could think of
Was my old l.p. of hymns by Elvis.