Walter White vs. Rick Grimes Songtext

Because Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
Im a post apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart sin by sin
Where I live it happens literally limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you wont forget it
I kill walkers that are better men than you before breakfast

Walter:
I dont know what you think iv'e done
But if we were to battle, iv'e already won
Ask Gus you dont wanna Face-Off against me
Il'll stuff you in a barrel and make a Dude Smoothie!
Your sense of Duty gets your group into some deep doodie
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
Im a King-Pin! Cooking crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztec, GTA if you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid! Here's a hot dose: Let me watch you choke on the truth!
You look up to me like im a pizza on the roof
Because you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle Walkers better than you!

Rick:
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You aint a danger to me Walt, so knock all you want
Ill watch you get eaten on my fucking front lawn

Walter:
Your monsters dont frighten me and you can bite me
Ill be standing right here in my Tidy Walter White-ies
Ill bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife!

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